Have just completed the Olympics of shelf hanging. 12 anchors, 12 screws, four shelf brackets on shelf a great deal longer than myself, hung by one short woman, standing on one leg on edge of a bed (acrobatics training useful) and rickety chair when bed did not extend itself far enough.

Few minor calamaties.

Shelf on wall.

But forearm envy.

I need bigger, fatter ones if I am going to become seriously useful.