{"id":760,"date":"2009-12-18T07:41:03","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T07:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=760"},"modified":"2009-12-18T07:41:03","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T07:41:03","slug":"760","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2009\/12\/18\/760\/","title":{"rendered":"bouncin&#8217; left"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The banjaxed left arm has bounced me into new territory: even more respect for left handed people, since anyone doing anything with the left arm raises me up, and armless gymnastics.<\/p>\n<p>Just as the arm settles and I think yaboodle it&#8217;s back, the smallest amount of weight and it issues a whole new protest.<\/p>\n<p>Hier soir at my gymnastics session I had to convene with the somersault obsessed males (mainly snowboarders I think and martial arts) on the epic trampoline. Stuck between two of them banging on about positive thinking (guck) I let out my stream of pessimism between bouncing up to front somersault off the end into a crash mat. The lads were tremendous assuring me between every bounce that i was wrong so much so I had to invoke Barbara Ehrenrich (of Nickel and Dimed).<\/p>\n<p>Next bouncer took his place central tramp station and emitted a spout that it&#8217;s the easiest thing in the world for an author to write a &#8220;gimmicky&#8221; book (not a direct quote, but something of that sentiment). \u00a0I protested Barbara as far from what he suggested as he was from upright as he turned a sideways peculiar move.<\/p>\n<p>And when I followed and took my turn in a moment of severe injustice, my brain derailed between a pike jump and a front somersault and I landed flat on me head&#8230;. to a chorus of that&#8217;s what you get for &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I went on &#8230; I went on to set up \u00a0for backward somersaults rolling off a vault, with no burble to accompany it, the move closer to preparing to go into out of space. My move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The banjaxed left arm has bounced me into new territory: even more respect for left handed people, since anyone doing anything with the left arm raises me up, and armless gymnastics. Just as the arm settles and I think yaboodle it&#8217;s back, the smallest amount of weight and it issues a whole new protest. Hier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}