{"id":6940,"date":"2008-10-06T06:38:16","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T06:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2008-10-06T06:38:16","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T06:38:16","slug":"more-thoughts-on-running-thinking-about-what-mr-murakami-thought-about-when-he-was-running-now-that-i-have-stopped-running","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2008\/10\/06\/more-thoughts-on-running-thinking-about-what-mr-murakami-thought-about-when-he-was-running-now-that-i-have-stopped-running\/","title":{"rendered":"Further thoughts on thinking about what Mr Murakami thought about when he was running, now that I have stopped running"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Murakami did not mention the hallucinations likely caused by pneumo deprivation.\u00a0Like for example the other day before I had officially stopped running and was still running I saw Joe Biden sitting on a park bench wearing a\u00a0pressed white shirt.\u00a0 Joe Biden remained on the bench deep in thought on my second lap and I did not do a third lap so for all I know he&#8217;s still sitting there.<\/p>\n<p>At the time he was rumoured to be in debate camp, but my eyes saw him on a park bench in a different country. And he was very pensive, which is vice presidential unlike the other peut etre\u00a0VP twit who appears to be on non stop audition for a barn dance and might form some coherent sentences if she actually sat down on a bench.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway I digress.<\/p>\n<p>But if, after my paltry efforts at the sport of running, I induce visions of Biden; imagine the visions Mr Murakami has had, and omitted to tell us about. By mile 58 he surely should have been getting a peek at T-Rex (as in the dino, not the band), JFK (since oxygen deprived hallucinations appear to have a political theme).\u00a0This is likely the truth behind Nessie the Loch Ness Monster. She&#8217;s real\u00a0alright, but she&#8217;s international.\u00a0A weekly acquaintance of anyone pacing about, torturing the achilles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Murakami did not mention the hallucinations likely caused by pneumo deprivation.\u00a0Like for example the other day before I had officially stopped running and was still running I saw Joe Biden sitting on a park bench wearing a\u00a0pressed white shirt.\u00a0 Joe Biden remained on the bench deep in thought on my second lap and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature","category-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}