{"id":6915,"date":"2007-11-04T06:22:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T06:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/04\/fr-rumsfeld\/"},"modified":"2007-11-04T06:22:55","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T06:22:55","slug":"fr-rumsfeld","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2007\/11\/04\/fr-rumsfeld\/","title":{"rendered":"Fr Rumsfeld"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The small Puffin and I have been scouring the Fr Ted Parish Magazines for reading material. We&#8217;re particularly gone on the Fishtank shop adverts. I&#8217;m sunk with confusion as to how anyone who wasn&#8217;t raised a Catholic and is a raging ice hockey fan could relate, at such a tender age, to Mrs Doyle&#8217;s household tips for wives, mothers and crayturs or the top 100 priests\u00a0and\u00a0the\u00a0&#8220;I shot JR&#8221;\u00a0references,\u00a0but\u00a0agree to broaden his Fr Ted education.<\/p>\n<p>We find\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com\/\">why thats delightful Graham Linehan&#8217;s blog <\/a>and are momentarily confused. Puffin intrigued sees a picture of a man: &#8220;is that the guy who wrote Fr Ted?&#8221; He asks excited. A glance. Unfortunately he&#8217;s eyeing a picture of Donald Rumsfeld. No, alas I have to inform him that is the bright spark who thought it was a good idea to invade Iraq.<\/p>\n<p>Scroll up the page to reveal a picture of said Mr Linehan, who in this particular snap, chosen to illustrate his recent annointing as a\u00a0genius,\u00a0gives\u00a0him the look of inside out sock crossed with a mild touch of the squished hamsters. &#8220;That&#8217;s him?&#8221; Puffin squints at said pic. It&#8217;s a nice bridge to explaining to small Puffin that being a writer, if\u00a0he hasn&#8217;t already noticed,\u00a0is indeed a complicated life and stick to\u00a0his plans for ice hockey goalie domination or metereologist\u00a0and keep practising the ski-ing. The rope tow\u00a0may well\u00a0be kinder than the full stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The small Puffin and I have been scouring the Fr Ted Parish Magazines for reading material. We&#8217;re particularly gone on the Fishtank shop adverts. I&#8217;m sunk with confusion as to how anyone who wasn&#8217;t raised a Catholic and is a raging ice hockey fan could relate, at such a tender age, to Mrs Doyle&#8217;s household [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fr-ted"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}