{"id":6873,"date":"2007-02-04T08:05:18","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T08:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/04\/alphabetical-inferiority-complex\/"},"modified":"2007-02-04T08:05:18","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T08:05:18","slug":"alphabetical-inferiority-complex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2007\/02\/04\/alphabetical-inferiority-complex\/","title":{"rendered":"Alphabetical inferiority complex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glory be, glory be, L&#8217;alphabet, L&#8217;alphabet.<\/p>\n<p>10.20am, during one of our peut-etre more seismically challenged days, myself and the Arabic language face a trial separation as I declare to bloke beside me I think I&#8217;ve reached the end of the road. We are being dunked into the pan of the alphabet and let&#8217;s just say there&#8217;s more carrots in there than I bargained for. Each letter has 4 different ways of being written depending if it&#8217;s at the beginning of a word, medial or final. Many of them look remarkable similar to begin with, so having felt a little faint at the sight of them all as singles, it&#8217;s unfathomable that there are now three different other versions that do not look a great deal like the isolated version. The purpose of the isolated version is still a mystery. Perhaps they are only used on tie pins or for decor purposes?<\/p>\n<p>Every-time the teacher asks me a question she erupts in an affectionate set of giggles in anticipation of my answer because my\u00a0attempts sounds a little more\u00a0yodelling than the others. I do have the best arm waving though. But by the time I conquer\u00a0&#8216;this traffic bollard is bothering me and can I have a shampoo and set&#8217; \u00a0arm waving may be out of vogue.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Generally I feel I&#8217;ve been raised in an inferior language when I contemplate the complexity of this script and all it&#8217;s variations.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0I&#8217;m certainly overwhelmed but afterwards sunk in the library in literary ventures I find myself imagining writing that script and then begin to copy and practise the first six letters and find it surprisingly comforting like knitting or swimming\u00a0must be if you&#8217;re good at it. I cannot understand why I am so compatible with it until it all makes sense. It&#8217;s written right to left, so it&#8217;s got to be in the left brain, which is where all my pigeons roost.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glory be, glory be, L&#8217;alphabet, L&#8217;alphabet. 10.20am, during one of our peut-etre more seismically challenged days, myself and the Arabic language face a trial separation as I declare to bloke beside me I think I&#8217;ve reached the end of the road. We are being dunked into the pan of the alphabet and let&#8217;s just say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,16,46,81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arabic","category-articles","category-brain","category-iraqi-literature","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}