{"id":6836,"date":"2006-11-28T08:10:22","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T08:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/28\/la-neige\/"},"modified":"2006-11-28T08:10:22","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T08:10:22","slug":"la-neige","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2006\/11\/28\/la-neige\/","title":{"rendered":"La Neige: brooming the tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Up the road, in the dark, walking\u00a0in the very deep snow, I notice a man and his pregnant partner in the middle of the road with a boxy camera down in the snow. They&#8217;re taking a picture of the hospital they\u00a0say\u00a0because it\u00a0looked nice and creepy. A discussion about the usual terrible state of arts funding blather ensued as another 5cm of snow fluttered down.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Up the hill, inspired by these two Urban, reproductive types I decide to take a picture of an orange road bollard. In the lense though I can&#8217;t see any sign of the bollard, so snap any old thing.<\/p>\n<p>At\u00a0the intersection of two roads I see a man, with woman and a dog, and a broom. He is putting the\u00a0broom up into the tree and brushing it. He is definately brushing the tree.\u00a0I know because\u00a0I stand five minutes in the chilly conditions to be absolutely certain.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Two young fellas approach with the broom business directly in their line of vision. One has a set of googles like a snorkle on, so I remark on its functionality. The other one, seemingly jittery, says: did you see that flash before?&#8221; and anxiously scans the pavements for its source.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Too embarrassed to admit that was me taking a pic of a road bollard that I couldn&#8217;t actually find when it came down to it. I suggest it&#8217;s someone taking a picture.<\/p>\n<p>I found it mighty curious that a man sweeping a tree didn&#8217;t create any consternation, yet an average flash sent him snorkelling into detective mode.<\/p>\n<p>The man with his broom up the tree worries me. I have that furry foreign moment of I&#8217;ll never come to terms with this city until on a radio program today I hear someone describe tree branches heavy with snow, cracking and landing on the power lines, and rewarding the population with instant darkness on top of the troubling conditions.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0The man brushing the tree is actually a visionary. 24 hours and a warm oven to cook his chicken in ahead of his time.\u00a0 It was the broom\u00a0more than\u00a0the camera that mattered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Up the road, in the dark, walking\u00a0in the very deep snow, I notice a man and his pregnant partner in the middle of the road with a boxy camera down in the snow. They&#8217;re taking a picture of the hospital they\u00a0say\u00a0because it\u00a0looked nice and creepy. A discussion about the usual terrible state of arts funding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","category-water"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}