{"id":6135,"date":"2012-04-08T03:09:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T03:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=6135"},"modified":"2012-04-08T03:09:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-08T03:09:50","slug":"flying-duck-flu-lurgi-flattens-forecaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2012\/04\/08\/flying-duck-flu-lurgi-flattens-forecaster\/","title":{"rendered":"Flying duck flu lurgi flattens forecaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two significant weather events that I am unable to report on beyond the words<em> extensive hailstones<\/em> and <em>a visit from Monsieur Soleil<\/em> due to a bout of the lurgis that, well, hands up if you took tylanol into the double digits during the last 24 hours. We&#8217;re in this together.<\/p>\n<p>Some kind of mutated flying duck flu with lungs that feel like two heavy sacks of coal. Misery. If you are well do a dance and down a double scotch for me. Your weather forecaster is indisposed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two significant weather events that I am unable to report on beyond the words extensive hailstones and a visit from Monsieur Soleil due to a bout of the lurgis that, well, hands up if you took tylanol into the double digits during the last 24 hours. We&#8217;re in this together. Some kind of mutated flying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}