{"id":5153,"date":"2011-09-15T06:53:42","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T06:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=5153"},"modified":"2011-09-15T06:53:42","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T06:53:42","slug":"5153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2011\/09\/15\/5153\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A newspaper story yesterday detailed the changing shape of the IKEA bookshelf, as testament to the matter that our lives are increasingly devoid of books. Au contraire! What&#8217;s actually happening is people are embracing the Japanese handsaw and waking up the fact IKEA shelves are God awful creations. Bockety and bulky.<\/p>\n<p>Last week I turned left to go onto a highway and was surprised to find myself in a car park, none other than the IKEA car park. Peckish, I went in for a plate of chicken and Swedish chocolates. The furniture seems so ugly in IKEA once you&#8217;ve gotten up close with planks of wood and a handsaw. Even a basic spruce back yard plank has more appeal. But it&#8217;s so quick and easy people will protest. It&#8217;s not quick though &#8212; it&#8217;s a beeping nightmare! There&#8217;s always some dowel that doesn&#8217;t quite fit or you place the stuff back to front. Whereas making simple custom sized bookshelves, &#8230;well I&#8217;ll let you know once I&#8217;ve made a free-standing set.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve made many that hang on the walls and I just custom made a very small free standing set that are dandy. It was not at all difficult and I have no aptitude for such things.<\/p>\n<p>I was also noticing how unpioneering IKEA have been in the area of washing lines &#8212; most lacking. In the area of literature they publish a catalogue and nearly all their instructions have no words included. Hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A newspaper story yesterday detailed the changing shape of the IKEA bookshelf, as testament to the matter that our lives are increasingly devoid of books. Au contraire! What&#8217;s actually happening is people are embracing the Japanese handsaw and waking up the fact IKEA shelves are God awful creations. Bockety and bulky. Last week I turned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}