{"id":4996,"date":"2011-08-06T05:55:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-06T05:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=4996"},"modified":"2011-08-06T05:55:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-06T05:55:53","slug":"4996","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2011\/08\/06\/4996\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I am living out very Beckettian exchanges with my practically teenage son that I find amusing.<\/p>\n

Recently he was away chez Grandmaman and would request I phone him. I would phone.<\/p>\n

“Hello” I’d say.<\/p>\n

“You’re rambling,” he’d reply.<\/p>\n

Occasionally he’d send an email that demanded an instant response. “Write back immediately” he’d type.<\/p>\n

I’d write back to no response.<\/p>\n

I’d write back again to no response.<\/p>\n

But most of all I enjoy the expression that covers his face when I suggest something deliberately ludicrous. Hence I think of more ludicrous things to elicit that wonderful glaze the besets him and the head shake that joins it.<\/p>\n

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I am living out very Beckettian exchanges with my practically teenage son that I find amusing. Recently he was away chez Grandmaman and would request I phone him. I would phone. “Hello” I’d say. “You’re rambling,” he’d reply. Occasionally he’d send an email that demanded an instant response. “Write back immediately” he’d type. I’d write […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}