{"id":4684,"date":"2011-06-13T05:34:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T05:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=4684"},"modified":"2011-06-13T05:34:45","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T05:34:45","slug":"4684","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2011\/06\/13\/4684\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today some funny things:<\/p>\n<p>A handle fell off my cup.<\/p>\n<p>I had to bandage my arm. (unrelated)<\/p>\n<p>I walked along the street carrying an open box of salt and the Prime Minister&#8217;s radio address from January 5th, 1935. (Would that be Bennett?).<\/p>\n<p>I salted the garden to repel the ballooning &amp; polyamorous community of slugs and forgot I had not watered it.<\/p>\n<p>I read part of a book about neuroscience and the brain and found it boring. This is a first. I never find the brain boring.<\/p>\n<p>Today was the first time I looked forward to a day where I do not have to think about 1935. I&#8217;ve decided next Tuesday I will absolutely not think about 1935.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today some funny things: A handle fell off my cup. I had to bandage my arm. (unrelated) I walked along the street carrying an open box of salt and the Prime Minister&#8217;s radio address from January 5th, 1935. (Would that be Bennett?). I salted the garden to repel the ballooning &amp; polyamorous community of slugs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}