The I love Elvis tee-shirt is a bit over the top. You know it will cause people who love Elvis to talk Elvis with you and since you don’t love Elvis what are you going to say?<\/p>\n
I could say, the truth, that I found it and liked the shape of the arms and the goofy pink heart and purple letters.<\/p>\n
That isn’t going to cut it for people who actually love Elvis.<\/p>\n
Well I could offer the only Elvis story I have, you know the one about the woman who worked in the newsagents in Las Vegas, the dancing and the horses out the back.<\/p>\n
No one who loves Elvis wants to hear about horses out the back.<\/p>\n
She did say he was a gentleman.<\/p>\n
Nah. Won’t cut it. They’re tired of the gentleman talk.<\/p>\n
I could say I saved Elvis from the landfill.<\/p>\n
Nah.<\/p>\n
What do you suggest then?<\/p>\n
Wear the tee shirt inside out. Loving Elvis is not something you can fake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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