{"id":3135,"date":"2010-10-08T22:23:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T22:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2010-10-08T22:23:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T22:23:42","slug":"3135","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2010\/10\/08\/3135\/","title":{"rendered":"Nerfing up the vernacular"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Myself and the small male are today festooned in the language of modification. Nerf gun modification. It&#8217;s a serious business involving my limited carpentry tools. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says he, taking off up the stairs with me bloody gluten free crackers in tow, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry I&#8217;m just doing a simple air restrictor mod.&#8221; (The vernacular acquired via youtube is fantastic when uttered in all seriousness, incl on the telephone to grandma)<\/p>\n<p>Righty-o.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later, roars, &#8220;I need you to hold these very important pieces together, get up here.&#8221; Never before have I been this useful!!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m encouraging this dabbling since it will lead to visits to the plumbing shop and have a bit of a penchant for the plumbing shop. I especially like having chats to one older man behind the counter. The younger plumbing types are monosyllabic and do not get excited about my greenhouse experiment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Myself and the small male are today festooned in the language of modification. Nerf gun modification. It&#8217;s a serious business involving my limited carpentry tools. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says he, taking off up the stairs with me bloody gluten free crackers in tow, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry I&#8217;m just doing a simple air restrictor mod.&#8221; (The vernacular acquired via [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}