{"id":3027,"date":"2010-10-01T00:16:11","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T00:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2010-10-01T00:16:11","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T00:16:11","slug":"3027","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2010\/10\/01\/3027\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On this day in the mail box lay:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; a strange news broadcast sheet from a realtor (estate agent) advising us on property sales dips in the area, in hushed tones like it was the food supply.\u00a0 I quote<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;While we experience moments of concern whenever the market records significant drop in activity, there is comfort in predictability&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Come again, what have we done to invite such broadcasts? I expect such ruminating on the levels of blood at the blood bank. Not Condo sales.<\/p>\n<p>And<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A flyer for Mark&#8217;s Works World (and I hasten to add favoured reading material at the blue kitchen table &#8212; I have been known to slink about at the back of Marks in an illicit manner picking up steel toed boots&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>On the flyer nude except knicker wearing Calvin Klein male and frolicking female &#8212; the slogan &#8220;Comfort is the new sexy&#8221;. Yes indeed v Mark&#8217;s Work World. Hang hammer on six pack. Hitch road signage to delicate vest.<\/p>\n<p>Hello Plant Mark&#8217;s have you lost the complete run of yourself?<\/p>\n<p>We visit you to salivate over fluorescent jackets and tire gauges and woollen socks!<\/p>\n<p>Inside said leaflet only practical clothing boasting insulation to -15. Nude and knickerly indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On this day in the mail box lay: &#8211; a strange news broadcast sheet from a realtor (estate agent) advising us on property sales dips in the area, in hushed tones like it was the food supply.\u00a0 I quote &#8220;While we experience moments of concern whenever the market records significant drop in activity, there is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}