{"id":2959,"date":"2010-09-20T05:21:24","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T05:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=2959"},"modified":"2010-09-20T05:21:24","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T05:21:24","slug":"2959","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2010\/09\/20\/2959\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the night is short, the day is dittery dithery too.<\/p>\n<p>There was a moment today in an alley, my attention diverted to a man toppling from a unicycle, when I nearly dipped into my own metal led calamity.<\/p>\n<p>My eyes, later on, could not find the letter b (B) on my phone, which is coincidental because I was rereading a book with the word Be significantly in the title at 3am when by rights I should have been asleep.<\/p>\n<p>When are we finally going to organize a charter\/manifesto on insomnia?<\/p>\n<p>I propose:<\/p>\n<p>Article 1.<\/p>\n<p>24 hour swimming pools open for those who cannot sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Article 2.<\/p>\n<p>A special hat with cushioned ears for no explainable purpose whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>Article 3.<\/p>\n<p><em>Coming soon in the comments section. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the night is short, the day is dittery dithery too. There was a moment today in an alley, my attention diverted to a man toppling from a unicycle, when I nearly dipped into my own metal led calamity. My eyes, later on, could not find the letter b (B) on my phone, which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}