{"id":2203,"date":"2010-07-21T06:13:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-21T06:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2010-07-21T06:13:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-21T06:13:35","slug":"2203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2010\/07\/21\/2203\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God save me from audacious male galoots. Make that Galoots.\u00a0 Indeed make that GALOOTS.\u00a0 You&#8217;d get more sense out of a pod of potato seeds. In fact you&#8217;d get more sense from a conversation with an acid tab sitting on the shelf of a fridge untouched by human tongue.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to say I&#8217;ve encountered enough of the above, therefore if you are one, do not make yourself known to me. Find a milk float and join the bottles, they&#8217;ll make a remarkably similiar clank, clank, clank noise.<\/p>\n<p>If you are a female audacious galoot: ditto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God save me from audacious male galoots. Make that Galoots.\u00a0 Indeed make that GALOOTS.\u00a0 You&#8217;d get more sense out of a pod of potato seeds. In fact you&#8217;d get more sense from a conversation with an acid tab sitting on the shelf of a fridge untouched by human tongue. I&#8217;d like to say I&#8217;ve encountered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}