{"id":1495,"date":"2010-05-10T01:11:31","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T01:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrsokana.wordpress.com\/2010\/05\/10\/1495\/"},"modified":"2010-05-10T01:11:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T01:11:31","slug":"1495","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2010\/05\/10\/1495\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two friends with 140 years of age between them came yesterday and dug my garden plot because of incapacity due to falling over. I sat in the chair, tugged a few clumps and massaged the strawberry plants.  <\/p>\n<p>After they&#8217;d dug and manured and all the other things people who know about gardening do in these circumstances, my hip began to feel better! Over 3 years there must have been 10 people who&#8217;ve tried to dig that plot with me and it was finally tamed by yesterday&#8217;s epic gardening duo.<\/p>\n<p>I took my hip to the hot tub again and afterwards the hip and I gazed admirably at the synchronized swimming team whose hair was glazed with gelatin. There was rather a Moscow State Circus circa 1980&#8217;s feel to the garish, bright costumes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two friends with 140 years of age between them came yesterday and dug my garden plot because of incapacity due to falling over. I sat in the chair, tugged a few clumps and massaged the strawberry plants. After they&#8217;d dug and manured and all the other things people who know about gardening do in these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}