{"id":11461,"date":"2014-05-09T05:57:41","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T05:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/?p=11461"},"modified":"2014-05-09T05:57:41","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T05:57:41","slug":"the-usefulness-of-bruce-springsteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2014\/05\/09\/the-usefulness-of-bruce-springsteen\/","title":{"rendered":"The usefulness of Bruce Springsteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am surprised to learn how useful Bruce Springsteen is that he managed to propel this woman <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burgersandbruce.com\/2014\/04\/born-to-run-part-two.html#.U2xt7OZdV-s\">through at 26 mile marathon experience.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Marathon training has its highs and lows. As a huge Springsteen fan, his music makes up the majority of my training runs, the miles made marginally easier with a different live recording each Saturday. Psychologically, the distraction of a Springsteen set list has helped, but it is also reducing my stamina: jabbing my fingers to the sky, slapping my thigh to the beat and singing while\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/running\">running<\/a>\u00a0is not the best way to conserve energy. Plus, I think I&#8217;m starting to scare people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hannah Summers writes a funny blog called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burgersandbruce.com\/\">burgersandbruce<\/a>\u00a0where she roams about giving plates of chips and solo burgers the profile they deserve.<\/p>\n<p>It isn&#8217;t that I consider Mr Springsteen unuseful it&#8217;s just I see he may have new prowess when it comes to doing the hoovering or extremely tedious tasks that last 26 miles in duration. Since I have a pretty crappy hoover, it sometimes takes 26 miles of hoovering to lift the debris from my 400 square foot carpet. The other day I found a whole unpeeled mushroom lounging by the leg of the couch for example. It must have taken flight from the kitchen, which required it to steer left.<\/p>\n<p>For my part my poor attempts at running rarely exceed 3K and involve Mandarin language classes in my ear, mixed up with dreadful rave music when I can take the pavement no longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am surprised to learn how useful Bruce Springsteen is that he managed to propel this woman through at 26 mile marathon experience.\u00a0 &#8220;Marathon training has its highs and lows. As a huge Springsteen fan, his music makes up the majority of my training runs, the miles made marginally easier with a different live recording [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}