{"id":11403,"date":"2014-03-03T06:01:37","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T06:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/?p=11403"},"modified":"2014-03-03T06:01:37","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T06:01:37","slug":"a-funny-thing-that-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2014\/03\/03\/a-funny-thing-that-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"A funny thing that happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nhc.nnh.mybluehost.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Photo-on-3-2-2014-at-9.57-PM-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11404\" alt=\"Photo on 3-2-2014 at 9.57 PM #2\" src=\"https:\/\/nhc.nnh.mybluehost.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Photo-on-3-2-2014-at-9.57-PM-2-300x200.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The rain made the hallway in my apartment very dark. When I arrived at my destination I looked down and eh voila a complete mismatch. One has a back, the other does not. Both need polishing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The rain made the hallway in my apartment very dark. When I arrived at my destination I looked down and eh voila a complete mismatch. One has a back, the other does not. Both need polishing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}