{"id":11185,"date":"2013-10-03T08:32:35","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T08:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/?p=11185"},"modified":"2013-10-03T08:32:35","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T08:32:35","slug":"hot-water-bottles-mia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/2013\/10\/03\/hot-water-bottles-mia\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot water bottles MIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have managed to lose 3 red hot water bottles, identical in size, in 150-300 square feet of space and am wondering if it&#8217;s some kind of certifiable Guinness World record for quantity of lost hot-water bottles vs sq ft? <\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I still have the single blue hot water bottle (commandeered by one of my in house males) and the, only to be used if the earth quakes, 55 year-old-found-object hot water bottle that is, let&#8217;s say, mature in its obviously thinned skin.<\/p>\n<p>I have caved in and turned on the heat. It answers my earlier query about whether winter would announce herself. Today she did it. I was frozen and shivering while wearing two cardigans and a parka, supposedly good up to -20 made of goose feathers, inside a shop in Chinatown. The women working there laughed at me as I protested the sudden onslaught of winter.   She&#8217;s here. Landed. Winter reading rituals now commence. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have managed to lose 3 red hot water bottles, identical in size, in 150-300 square feet of space and am wondering if it&#8217;s some kind of certifiable Guinness World record for quantity of lost hot-water bottles vs sq ft? Fortunately, I still have the single blue hot water bottle (commandeered by one of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anakanaschofield.com\/website_66900629\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}