Tense snowmen

Tenses are keeping me very busy.

I have just invented a new tense called the “every tense”. It’s the Sangria of grammar.

In ongoing facial blindness: I just mistook a line of grown men in white and red gowns and an Abott outside an Abbey, for a long line of snowmen wearing red scarves. I was impressed with the chilly labour until I read the caption underneath and looked again.