Mrsokana,

We are pleased to inform you that we find merit in your complaint registration # 2048. My name is Ryan and on behalf of the Department of Moaning I will be assessing your case.

To that end please supply me with the following information:

1. The location where the exchange took place.

2. The weather at the time.

3. The precise dialogue.

4. The colour of the pan that contained the duck risotto.

5. The exact language used in relation to the duck risotto and the request to join the acrobatics class.

6. The physical ability of those admiring the duck risotto.

I await your submission.

Ryan.