Anakana Schofield

Oh dear I probably should not have looked….


Last post for Roonagh office

(note radical overuse of rolling adjectives and wanderly upward prose in article no reflection on the Post Office where the crisp stamp was the order of the last sixty years)

Recently I have come across male arrogance (and it’s conjoined force dismissal)  on a towering, leaning tower of Pisa level. It’s just remarkable how such individuals could possibly find themselves so unquestionably interesting on everything, even that which they have no hope of ever knowing and systematically continue to plough their unfertilized mental fields with the delusion their every thought and winkle is sublime. Now the curious thing is how such individual males manage to draft themselves together into neat, hermetic gatherings, which facilitate further squatting on oxygen to then intoxicate each other further. What follows is back clattering during which it’s a miracle none sustain a collapsed lung.

When exposed to this trying scenario, I am reminded that no granny would be proud of such specimens and then imagine such a granny giving him a good clout, in the way that only a dignified granny could deliver it verbally or with the back of dustpan.

If such arrogance were to be bottled it might be capable of powering small vehicles that would alas be prone to back firing and loud clutch problems.

God save us from the patriarchy, just as you think things have long changed, voila Jello! you’re looking at the same old pudding.

labour

Love this picture. The labour of my mother outside Tommy’s (RIP) bringin silage up to her cattle, while the shiny vehi-cul sliding behind her, pulling the box with ease.

I have just stitched (using my first woollen needle) the three pieces of my shawl together. It took me more than a year and a half to knit it. One part of the shawl is the very first piece of serious knitting my son did. It wonderfully records the stretched holes and dropped stitches, forever preserved as a beginning. Another part of the shawl has an anarchic pale blue stripe where my son was determined to rail against my instruction that I wanted the shawl to be black. Again it captures a moment of defiant and rightful overthrow and the effect of the pale blue stripe along the trim is “grip-like” and I love it.

The back part, the big blanket square, is indecisive but a testament to the moods that created it. Chunks of pearl followed by let this be finished, switch to bigger needles to make it be over quicker, and back to neater stitches and let this be done stitches and on and on.

Then the poor shawl had a terrible two months of not being stitched properly and falling apart because I had stitched it poorly with cheap thread that would never hold the wool together and eventually parted. Tonight with a knitting sewing needle I looped the parts up and it fits together like a jigsaw. Perhaps because all the misshapen bits have had a bit of time to be acquainted!

It’s physically cosy in a way that no other blanket is. Maybe the labour of small fingers is what delivers that cosyness. Or maybe the gesture that I am wrapped up inside something we laboured on together. I hope I’ll be an old woman inside this shawl.

Soon there will be nothing where there never was anything.

Samuel Beckett. Texts For Nothing.

At last some critical discourse on weather forecasting terminology ….. I frame the weather forecast in 3 categories Environ Can = Conservative Accuweather = hysterical The truth = someplace in the middle and start examining the radar yourself.

Here they are battling it out

The snowmenclature smackdown among meteorologists started with “snowmageddon” and “snowpocalypse.” When the latest snow event – laden with flakes and whipped by heavy winds – headed for the storm-weary U.S. Northeast this week, the folks at AccuWeather Inc. warned of a coming “snowicane.”

My ma used to say cleanliness is next to Godliness. I think weather forecasting should be elevated to that spot.

I was just thinking how uncouth it is to rob the post office. Most especially a rural post office, which can be the lifeblood of a community. Many years ago I met a man who was running the Conserve Our Rural Post Office campaign (CORPO). He had greyhounds. Every dog was named for the campaign Corpo 1, Corpo 2 etc. They were attached to a washing line pole that they could run around in the garden. Every victory at the races, a concurrent victory for the post office.

I don’t know what the current state of play is with the closure of rural post offices.  I must look it up. You could always pay your bills at the P/O I found that very handy.

Rhotic 25

Cad e do baruil?

An bhfuil tu ag suil?

Inis dom, inis dom amarach.

Gan fada ar fad

Education cuts: act now

This is what’s going down with education cuts in BC:

With just one week until the 2010-11 BC Budget is presented on March 2, parents and education advocates around the province are busy writing, calling, rallying, petitioning and emailing local MLAs and the BC Premier to stand up for our K-12 students! The message is simple: Last year, while campaigning for re-election at the height of the 2009 global recession, Premier Campbell promised to protect public education despite the tough economic times. British Columbians expect him to honour that promise in his upcoming budget, by covering some $300 million in unfunded new costs and demands that Victoria has imposed on local school boards for 2010-11

Visit BC Education Coalition, write to your MLA before next week’s budget.

When are we going to have an intelligent conversation on this topic? I am confident that by age 94 she knows what she wants.

A 94-year-old Victoria woman is making no secret of her wish to commit suicide, but she can’t find anyone to give her the lethal medication she needs to end her life.

“I do not wish to live anymore,” said Bernice Packford.

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