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Woman phones. You phoned me, she says. I see your # on call display.  I don’t know who she is.

I didn’t phone you.

Yes you did. I can see it on my call display.

Which number phoned you? I don’t know, she says. Hold on I’ll call you back.

Woman phones again. This number she says saying the wrong number aloud. That’s not my number I say.

You phoned me, she repeats.

Is it poss someone is using my number to cover up their number I say.

No that’s not possible, she replies.

I say I did not phone her because I don’t know who she is.

I don’t know who you are either, she says.

Yes well I promise you I did not phone you.

I don’t what your excuse is, she says, but you phoned me

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