Trying to think of something to do to mark turning 40. Not having much success, I think because I am really very happy to be 40.

1. Boil the kettle.

2. Read The Arcades Project

3. Reboil the kettle.

4. Read The Arcades Project.

5. Turn on the hoover.

6. Imagine having a superior hoover.

7. Marvel at the fact I have not quite killed Helen’s lettuces and they still have not been planted.

8. Reboil the kettle.

9. Watch compelling documentary on something compelling that I can’t conceive of in this list right now.

10. Disco bowling to legendary arm ache.

11. Plan, ten year one, to get very worked up about being 50.