Yesterday VANOC informed us, amongst other guffola, that the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics were the greenest ever. Indeed all that snow that had to be flown in. Judging by the non-stop helicopters circling outside my window — absolutely! They only need a little scoop of margarine to be airborne. Many of us knew of people working on it, thus we’ve no need to fester in these delusions.

Green? Would that be gangrene?