Trying to calculate how to water the garden on one leg.

Small male insists I am faking.

Therefore it should not be a problem.

Males have such confidence in me, just an hour ago a man asked me at the hardware shop how to build a shop counter and did I think he could do it himself? Obviously the Minister of Building here assured him he could indeed do it himself, he looked hopeful, then I had to point out indicating my six buck piece of pine shelf, that er …he was asking the wrong person for instructions.

Bless…