Flying duck flu lurgi flattens forecaster

Two significant weather events that I am unable to report on beyond the words extensive hailstones and a visit from Monsieur Soleil due to a bout of the lurgis that, well, hands up if you took tylanol into the double digits during the last 24 hours. We’re in this together.

Some kind of mutated flying duck flu with lungs that feel like two heavy sacks of coal. Misery. If you are well do a dance and down a double scotch for me. Your weather forecaster is indisposed.