Time and removal

Just noted 2 ads on a well know advert service. One promised hair removal and had the endorsement

– permenant hair removal since 1865

The other was mobile skin tag/wart removal service

– gone in 3 or 4 days (the ad noted)

In both examples the passing of time made my head buzz! A man potentially seated for 3 to 4 days watching and waiting while he treats your warts… and hair gone since 1865 and a person still upright!