Anakana Schofield

Round off, back handspring, arse, fail, chocolate, stout, Nelson in the 1930’s, Prime Time, one line only or they’ll kill me, 40 quid, but what were they to do, we don’t support the minimum wage cut, sleep, wake, up, are you ok?, you’re not, you need, sleep, sleep, wake, you’re wrong, I’m right, you’re wrong, I’m right, you’re very very wrong, it’s snowing, how’s it snowing, oh it’s really heavy now, sweetheart that’s not heavy, but look at it now, oh it’s starting, open the curtain, show me, is it, sorta. You’re wrong, you’re half wrong, you’re all wrong, it’s still snowing, it’s really snowing, ok it is snowing, it’s stopped snowing, shit it’s raining, wha? we’ve to get out there before it’s melted, pull me on the sled, you’re too heavy, I’m not, my back, it’s cold, you’re right, you’re wrong, it’s snowing, but is it really snowing, I made a great pie, you’d be thrown of Iron Chef, my hip, penguins, crisps, hip, pill, penguins, gone.

We took to the hill. A girl began a snowball fight with my son. They played a version of snow baseball. Her pitch was great, his catch, her catch, back and forward. She’d yell fail when it fell, He’d yell fail. By the end she was yelling “Listen to yer mum!”

As we had to go she charged down the hill with a mound of snow, cornered him and planted it viciously into his face, including left eye (ouch)… then I remembered, ah yah this gal has an older brother. We escaped, somewhat terrified of a repeat.

It was fun out there with the crappy blue sled that comes out once a year. I only regret getting on it. I think overload is the adjective. But’s it such a hoot out there with the kids — the industrious snow rolling kids who make this dam sized turbine shapes.

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Is publishing doomed?

This is worth a read …

And so the bowling ball came down the alley yesterday and swiped, as we thought it might, low wage earners (who’ll lose 40 quid), the unemployed, and yet it did a nice curve around — the bankers. So let me understand this? a euro an hour off minimum wage, the unemployed will have less to eat each week, to repay the debt of irresponsible banks and corruption?

I am reading the wonderful Sydney Hutcheson’s The Depression Stories (New Star 1976). V hard to find, but vital, vital stuff. Again a thin book of only 125 or so pages, my copy is barely holding together and bowed in the middle like a concave tummy. Given it is about a worker in BC during the thirties .. the bowing adds to the promise of the book.

So delighted to have my own copy of this treasure.

We have had the slowest snow I’ve ever seen today. I haven’t seen a great deal of snow in my lifetime, so perhaps slow snow is a common tumbling pattern. It’s so fine and intermittent — it almost does a shuffle rather than descends, like it cannot quite figure if it  wishes to fall or even be snow at all. Lovely, indecisive weather action.

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There’s nothing indecisive about the ongoing cold however, it grabs you round the garter !

-6 adventure

I noticed an older woman today trying to hail a cab which didn’t stop for her. She was wincing a bit and I thought maybe she might need a phone to call a cab  so asked after her if she was ok. It turned out she had twisted her ankle and was stuck, movement proving difficult. She needed to go only two blocks and could I walk her?

It was a bit of tricky tricky moment. I had my child waiting for me to turn up, was somewhat late, it was -6 and I knew he’d been out for a while and would have not put his gloves on. My instinct as a mother is towards my child and not putting him in a situation of unnecessary anxiety.  In order to help this woman she’d have to detour with me a further two blocks so I could collect my son before bringing her home. That would be extra blocks on her busted ankle.

I turned and pleaded with another woman passing — could she please help this woman to go two blocks up the hill? Amazingly, the woman agreed. I reached out and rubbed her on the arm in gratitude explaining I was running to fetch my child and so on.  I left, but had a sinking feeling I hadn’t done the right thing but ran to the school and hailed my gloveless, frozen son who said he’d a sore  throat and a headache and a grumbling tum. This meant the music lesson we were racing to would have to be cancelled. I told him put his gloves on that we had to go and look for this old woman with the busted ankle.

We doubled back a different route and sure enough there she was, they had not gotten far she was moving painfully slowly. I relieved the woman I’d asked to help since she had been heading in the opposite direction, probably needing to get a bus and said we’d bring the woman the rest of the way home.

What followed was something akin to childbirth. By now the woman’s ankle could barely support her, so I took some of her weight across my shoulder by wrapping her arm around my neck. She tried hopping. But progressively the further up the hill we got the more she gasped in pain. We stopped. We took it v slow, but the pain was progressive. Behind us my son was kicking at the snow playfully. The hill got steeper, the woman got heavier and heavier and her eyes were getting teary with the pain. We were about half a block from where she lived when things became acute. By this point another man had joined us and had the other side of her. I kept telling her she was doing great, almost there, if she couldn’t go on we’d stop and get an ambulance, we could knock on a door and get a chair and she could sit.

The final stretch was so challenging. She kept squeezing her face and whispering how bad the pain was, it hurts so much she kept saying and I felt a bit foolish with the weight of this woman across me and the hill we’d hauled her up when in fact quite possibly we should have just figured out a better alternative at the bottom like an ambulance or some such. The progress became minimal. And yet the steps of where she lived where visible to us now. I will not forget her poor face that moved between the sense of abandonment and despair and then into the desire to go on until the pain would register again.

I cheered, I championed, I invoked, it was exactly like childbirth since I resorted to invoking all kinds of things to get her to those steps because I could. The victory of bringing her to the door and handing her over to the care staff of the facility was quite beautiful amid the weatherly contortion of -6. She asked would we come in and have tea with her, but I said my boy was not well and I had to get him home. Her gratitude followed me down the path as i gave my son a big hug, thanked him for his patience and said now we would get him a hot drink. We linked arms, wandered back down the hill, discussed the adventure and planned how we’d attend to his maladies.  These are the kinds of transactions I love to have on the street.  There were five of us in it, we figured it out and we triumphed collectively despite being pulled in a multitude of directions and needs. I am always amazed at how some of the most meaningful interactions one has are in the company of complete strangers on the street.

Amy Fung writes on Akimbo about an extremely tedious sounding conference she attended in Banff:

It is hardly worth noting that art, outside of the art world, hardly registers in the minds of the general public, let alone the massive, heavy catalogues filled with essays that only a handful of people will ever have the luxury of reading.


Ulysses always provides. To cover the events of the past 7 days I offer from it

“Cute as a rat in a shithouse”

And for the impending next 7 days

“A black crack of noise in the street here, alack, bawled, back.”

It is so cold today it physically hurts to walk in the hallway of my apartment. God help the homeless and poorly housed. I cannot imagine how they endure it.

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