Anakana Schofield

Have just completed the Olympics of shelf hanging. 12 anchors, 12 screws, four shelf brackets on shelf a great deal longer than myself, hung by one short woman, standing on one leg on edge of a bed (acrobatics training useful) and rickety chair when bed did not extend itself far enough.

Few minor calamaties.

Shelf on wall.

But forearm envy.

I need bigger, fatter ones if I am going to become seriously useful.

Not quite up, ach

one to bookmark: Redcar Made of Steel (BBC Radio 4)

“..with the decommissioning of Redcar’s Corus plant, it means the end of an industry which defined the region and defined it’s people. It also means a bleak future for jobs on Teesside.”

Felicity Finch of ..du du dah du da du da da…The Archers fame goes back to the town she grew up in..

I had a very unique experience the other day. Early eve I sat in a garden with a Beekeeper (Mme Beespeaker) and her bees. It was very educating and I have a calmer approach to the wasp population since.

I was particularly touched by the tone of voice which Mme Beespeaker talks to her flutterers. The note of inquiry is very tender and circumspect. I learnt about what happens if a pesky wasp comes robbing the hive amongst other things. All round I was struck by the note of strategy involved. The buzz in the human tongue is a hmmmmmm.

My ma kept bees for a time I must ask her about that experience since they were always away up the field (garden sounds too manicured for the country) behind the house and I never paid them any heed because at the time there were pheasants, pigeons, or was it doves? goats, donkeys, sheep, and a pot bellied pig making a great deal more noise and getting up to louder escapades.

Ca bhfuil tu Niamh?

We miss you in the mornings Mrs.

Enough of this Donegal Malarky…!

Oh joy of joy one of my favourite gardeners has just bestowed on me, one of his rocket plants! I have been salivating over his plot and noticed today he’d extradited the plant to the compost pile. He went home and dug one from his home garden and presented it to me with an orange trowel.

I love gardening in a community because you have constant advice and reflection plus “caring & sharing” as we’d say to three year olds.. All these people who bare witness to your vegetable fecundity! Jingle Jangle, yeah, yeah, yeah. Umph!

A total of 240 wildfires have broken out in BC in past 48 hours.

State of emergency declared for the Xgat’tem, or Canoe Creek First Nation. (40km south of Williams Lake) 3 evacuation orders in place in total.

To report a forest fire/wildfire call *5555 (cell)

“The art pundit, Boris Jack, would be in evidence no doubt, along with those rival art reviewers for the two major dailies, Polly Glot and Polly Nana, who resented each other not because of any difference in their view of art but because readers generally lumped them together as “The Parrots.”

The Goldfish That Exploded. Mary Beth Knechtel. (Arsenal Pulp Press)

“If planting bulbs could have stopped the dread of spring, Ruth would have gardened in the middle of the night, but for her there was never any way out of a fact.”

The Young in One Another’s Arms. Jane Rule (Arsenal Pulp Press)

Reids

Feb 1945. (Photographer: Coltman, Don |  Steffens Colmer)

Feb 1945. Feb 1945. (Photographer: Coltman, Don |  Steffens Colmer)

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