Maigret

God Monsieur Maigret had a marvellous time. He looked, he thought, he smoked. He looked again. He took his hat off. He announced. Everyone paid attention and he returned back to the beginning again and solved all problems of Paris in between. Plus he often got to be in the vicinity of staircases and boats. Best of all he regularly consulted himself in tete a tetes. Not to be confused with teats a teats.