Anakana Schofield

Mysterious white vegetable is a bloody Daikon (sp?) not a turnip! It must have been carried in on the wind since I never planted it. What a surprise!  Intra-cultivation! There’s something rather Red Planet about my garden, whole patches where absolutely nothing grows.

Did I mention what a fine old time we had in Paris? And the conversations… the conversations surprised me the most. Varied and wide and my French even stood up to discussions on the political situation, and status of women in Iran. Who says the Parisians are snooty and rude, we enjoyed lovely interactions, perhaps it was the old 9 ’em quartier.

It helped that the small male was an absolute refusnik on the sights, fine with me since having grown up in Europe I’ve seen far too much stone and monuments, and we spent our time wandering and up at the counter watching footie. (Not so fine, but the philosophizing round the sport was fun, to say nothing of the cute smirking during “hand ball” discussions. Zero! seemed to be the verdict on the French team from the folks, men, who held forth behind the counters while the ecran blasted out Angleterre, Argentine, Mexico.


A fella, construction worker, on his break just anon-ish bought me a coffee at Max’s. Stood in the queue, extremement jetlag and out of it, fresh of the plane, having bumped into my good friend Ita (how lovely is that! Letterfrack on a Vancouver morning.) in my Catherine Deneuve raincoat he just passed it to me.

God bless him, you gotta love the navvies they understand fatigue. So whacked out I could barely thank the stranger, so Ita was left to remark on him “that was very nice.”

I think it’s the raincoat. I knew it would improve me. My small male assured me of it. My sis had been complaining that she  did not like the old green MEC mac, so there was pressure to improve. Dublin-style an all. Molly was mad on style let’s not forget.

Vancouver is always lovely when I return, weatherwise, ever bright blue, just for that first hour of along the street beleagured wandering, enough to say bienvenue. After that it can do whatever it wants!

And the garden, or the patch of garden is a credit to that blue. Aside from the fox-got-the-beans drama.

Gardeners: my pototaoes are high with green foliage and white flowers, should I pull them now? They rather overshadow the tomato plants. Or does that only mean I’ve too much nitrogen in my soil and when I pull them will it be a sad affair below the surface that could lead to regret? Advice please.

Also there’s some white thing, root veg, might be a turnip pushing up, it looks fat but not as I imagine turnips to look since it’s long, fat looking. I’ve no idea what it is at all.

And why no lettuce has appeared despite a plethora of planting? Is it my soil? If spuds are happy and lettuce is not: what’s up??

Paris by soir. Chaud, chaud, chaudisimo. 32 degrees. Plenty of football. No matter which timezone we are in my son insists it’s a priority to obtain a football and is consumed with this undertaking in the shadow of Church finery and winding, dipping streets of Montmatre. The Seine is basically looking like a good spot to play tag for us.

We had fun hanging out up at the counter discussing handballs and Argentine goals in wonky French with dismayed Frenchmen and Fanta beer. Oh and pinball. Ace old pinball machines and bookshops bien sur. I think we might be busy enough without paying much heed to the taller and mapped stuff. We like the streets. Paris is quite the city of and for nattering…it invites it with all these tables dehors.

Great escapade up the mountain to Se and Sinead and the thousands of legged others. Slept in their roof, no nicer play to be. Moon at night, sun, unusally for Ireland, in the morning. They’re great fun. We polished off Savage Eye ensemble. Bold and hysterically amusing.

Passed a protest, small, tangled, poorly postered, outside Dail Eireann yesterday en route to try to see the Bog body exhibit (closed), the protest was a mixed up affair against the Green Party and the right to shoot whatever is shootable in rural Ireland. (Dog? Badger? your neighbour? My mother’s chicken thieving fox hopefully — somebody take that beggar out pls)

One sign read “I want to be like my brother but John Gormley won’t let me”

I had this image of John Gormley pulling the packet of Club Milks out of the child’s mouth and mobile phone from his grasp  through the window of a 4 x4. Waving his hunting rifle naturally.

When we passed, a friend remarked that the country was bankrupt and what with the litany of problems she was astonished people would be gathering their britches over the right to shoot pigeon.

Jackie Healy-Rae was on the news later that night giving out about new drink driving legislation destroying the “Rural way of life.”

Lovely night in town at the Film Centre yesterday with McCarthy and Ding.

Lovely day in Blessington Basin and surrounds with Niamh and Roisi.

Lovely evening earlier during these visits with Rahoots and Ding.

Lovely day last week in Cathy’s allotment.

Lovely evening with Cathy drinking coffee at Trinity cricket pitch and eating sushi and ga-nattering.

Lovely day last week with Niamh and Roisi at Clarke’s on the New Cabra Road.

Today will be another fine escapade up the mountain to Se and Sinead and the thousands.

Is there anything, anywhere, anyhow as rewarding and warm as friendship. I sincerely doubt it.

As my sis remarked last Sat morning: “Your friends are too good to you.” Elle a la droit.

A bird, maybe a dove or a pigeon, is sitting singing to me here from inside the chimney. The song he’s singing lovely and relevant. Coo-Coo, Coo-Coo, while my own Cu-Cu is reading a bewk close by.

Lots of talk of unemployment down in the West, redolent of the 1980’s, except for the new houses that stand empty some with signs that read LAST FEW REMAINING across them, when it’s clear there are no curtains in the windows and they’re uninhabited.

What wasn’t and is never in short supply are stories that give way and up and over to more stories or anecdotes. They’ve a great way of quoting people, local ordinary people, you may never have heard or seen the man or woman but it doesn’t matter because they’re created right there in the words … as x x person used to say (God rest him added if he/she is dead). It’s v inclusive you don’t have to be ‘deemed’ someone on account of your job or status, you are someone period. Especially if you’ve something to say or had a good turn of phrase or collected a story.

This tradition now continues with texting. The texting contain funny stories back and forth that will be read aloud for a line or few words that hit the spot.

Equally 5 stories/anecdotes later you could be cursed or invoked for being a pain of a man or  woman in nearly the same breath.  Like I said it’s inclusive!

Wait a minute now ’til I tell you

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