Incroyable

I’ve just learnt that a woman who works at the bakery fell over in exactly the same spot as me, except she was walking with her bike and that broke her fall somewhat.
Still that means three witnesses to the wanton disregard for public safety.
“The white board,” her friend said “Oh my God, I know that board… she fell over there too.”

While we were exchanging high octane on the trauma of falling over, some grumpy older bloke started giving out and rudely interrupted because he wanted her to hurry up. I shot a look at his left hip and wondered.