Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

Publishers appear to be giving up on fiction and practicing only accountancy, therefore in protest I am joining them by giving up on hairdressers.

I wonder which will become apparent to the greater populous first…. I suspect there will be a negligent impact felt on both scores.


On the other hand the absence of salt from HP sauce has been noted and vigorously protested by said salt deprived tongues.

Once salt is restored to HP sauce the uptake of literary fiction can be re-examined.

We must be reassured by the HP dilemma that attention is being paid to certain appetites and any attempt to diminish them will not be tolerated.


I am now a certified peach canner. Certified by helping the peach canning expert Leannej in 500ml jars, without the need to blanche.

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