Anakana Schofield – Author of Martin John and Malarky

Earthquake was felt here at mrsokana. The couch jumped and my knitting bag rose. There was also a bang. I immediately thought Earthquake! Turned left to check out the light — sure enough it was swinging.

I happened to be sitting on the couch at the time so was equally elevated.

This has merely confirmed what I thought about this building that any earthquake will undoubtably flatten it. The poor product of 1980’s Vancouver special type leaky throw ups. I must now do the hoovering incase there are aftershocks. All tremors must be met with a clean carpet.

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