Anakana Schofield – Author of Martin John and Malarky

I can’t find the bag of potatoes I bought earlier at the shop. Please Retweet.

Yesterday evening I found a new range of mountains in the West of the city.

I am geographically dyslexic and can never find the mountains people insist are North.

For some reason yesterday they were West. How v odd. Enjoyably odd when whole mountain ranges move and accommodate me this way….

On Saltspring Island I managed to get superbly lost by deciding a road was misnamed and ploughed up several drives to farms looking for the farm I was staying at. I am sure the folks living in these spots must have been bemused at this short, hardy legged creature heading up their drives in her clogs. Not least since I went up one drive, twice, by accident.  Eventually I went down a drive and a man told me how to find my way home.

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