Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

Round off, back handspring, arse, fail, chocolate, stout, Nelson in the 1930’s, Prime Time, one line only or they’ll kill me, 40 quid, but what were they to do, we don’t support the minimum wage cut, sleep, wake, up, are you ok?, you’re not, you need, sleep, sleep, wake, you’re wrong, I’m right, you’re wrong, I’m right, you’re very very wrong, it’s snowing, how’s it snowing, oh it’s really heavy now, sweetheart that’s not heavy, but look at it now, oh it’s starting, open the curtain, show me, is it, sorta. You’re wrong, you’re half wrong, you’re all wrong, it’s still snowing, it’s really snowing, ok it is snowing, it’s stopped snowing, shit it’s raining, wha? we’ve to get out there before it’s melted, pull me on the sled, you’re too heavy, I’m not, my back, it’s cold, you’re right, you’re wrong, it’s snowing, but is it really snowing, I made a great pie, you’d be thrown of Iron Chef, my hip, penguins, crisps, hip, pill, penguins, gone.

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