Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

This morning at 8.19am, a laughing Dingle came across the radiowaves from Luxy.

Number of times expletives were exchanged = often.

Number of times expletives were used in sentences related to the bailout = incalculable.

Number of kettles known to have been boiled in different time zones during the conversation = 3

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