Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

Spotted today two vans. One read European Janitorial Services, the other British Trade along with plumbing services. Are people nationalistic when fixing pipes? My pipe can only be touched properly by the paws of an English man! And what exactly is a Euro janitorial service? How does one clean the Jax in a European manner? A memory of endless hole in the ground toilets across France en route to Lourdes when I was young flashed back to me. If it were possible to upload the smell of the average Iarranrod Eireann train toilet I’d offer to….

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