Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

Ball scratching etiquette

There is some room for improvement in etiquette at my favourite local pool. Today an older fella was laid out across the entirety of the steps to get into the pool, or splayed out, hand up his trunks, scratching his left testicle.

That BBC voice of Sorry we interrupt this programme … came to mind.

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