Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

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Complaint #2048

Why does cookery impress more than gymnastics? If you’re at a party and you say hey you should come to gymnastics. People reply no thank you. If you cook something they’ll say how did you make that? I want to make that. I wish to register a complaint that it’s a disgrace to think that duck risotto usurps a front handspring.

Complaint registered: Jan 2nd 2010. 9.34pm.

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