Anakana Schofield – Award Winning Author of Bina, Martin John and Malarky

Tooth root length

“there are evidences that both of the sex chromosomes are expressed in tooth root growth.”

I’d like to officially assert, based on the exasperation my dentist expressed at the length of them, that the roots of my teeth are male. I’d like to request access to male changing rooms at the swimming pool or other male institutions (priesthood perhaps)  in view of this development.

I’d like to express my deepest sympathy to anyone with a pain in their face at present. Teeth are peculiar entities when they decide they’re no longer willing to co-habit with one’s gums in their present form and demand cement at inconvenient hours of the night when no dentist is open.

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